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Death of Beatle wife, Joni Lennon
“We couldn’t work it out” The death of John Lennon’s first wife, Joni marks the end of an era when the Beatle WAGS – Joni, Jane, Patti and the other one – were almost as famous as the Fab Four...
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Close deaths of Ruth Rendell and PD James spark police murder probe
The death of novelist Ruth Rendell has prompted a police investigation after a suggestion on Twitter that her death may the work of serial killer, following the recent death of her friend, bestselling...
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Business as usual for Christopher Lee following his un-death
Fangs for the memory … The inconvenience of death will not interrupt the amazing career of Christopher Lee who, according to his agent, was signed up to star in a Zombie blockbuster movie only moments...
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E. X. Tras made Australia captain after top-scoring in Test
EXTras in all his glory… Cricket Australia have just announced that enigmatic young batsman E. X. Tras will be Michael Clarke’s replacement as Australia’s captain with immediate effect, after making...
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Morrissey expecting “major ker-ching” when Queen dies
Former Smiths front-man Steven “Morrissey” Morrissey spends his days quietly scanning the Times obituary columns for news of Queen Elizabeth II, knowing that when she finally does pass away, his 1986...
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Public now nostalgic for when the news, social media was all celebrity deaths
Public would now accept the death of three national treasures to escape referendum debate on FacebookThe dreadful sequence of deaths of much-loved musicians, comedians and actors that saw in the year...
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Rabbits commemorate death of Richard Adams by f*cking all day
Rampant rabbit Rabbits everywhere plan to mark the death of Watership Down author Richard Adams by having sex enthusiastically all day, it has been revealed. Adams died on Christmas Eve aged 96. His...
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Death of Beatle wife, Joni Lennon
“We couldn’t work it out” The death of John Lennon’s first wife, Joni marks the end of an era when the Beatle WAGS – Joni, Jane, Patti and the other one – were almost as famous as the Fab Four...
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Close deaths of Ruth Rendell and PD James spark police murder probe
The death of novelist Ruth Rendell has prompted a police investigation after a suggestion on Twitter that her death may the work of serial killer, following the recent death of her friend, bestselling...
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Business as usual for Christopher Lee following his un-death
Fangs for the memory … The inconvenience of death will not interrupt the amazing career of Christopher Lee who, according to his agent, was signed up to star in a Zombie blockbuster movie only moments...
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E. X. Tras made Australia captain after top-scoring in Test
EXTras in all his glory… Cricket Australia have just announced that enigmatic young batsman E. X. Tras will be Michael Clarke’s replacement as Australia’s captain with immediate effect, after making...
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Morrissey expecting “major ker-ching” when Queen dies
Former Smiths front-man Steven “Morrissey” Morrissey spends his days quietly scanning the Times obituary columns for news of Queen Elizabeth II, knowing that when she finally does pass away, his 1986...
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Public now nostalgic for when the news, social media was all celebrity deaths
Public would now accept the death of three national treasures to escape referendum debate on FacebookThe dreadful sequence of deaths of much-loved musicians, comedians and actors that saw in the year...
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Rabbits commemorate death of Richard Adams by f*cking all day
Rampant rabbit Rabbits everywhere plan to mark the death of Watership Down author Richard Adams by having sex enthusiastically all day, it has been revealed. Adams died on Christmas Eve aged 96. His...
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